Valentines Bollocks

It is that time of the year again, when guys try to get girls into their beds and girls try to get into guys' beds. When teddy bears which are out of fashion by 12 years suddenly come back into fashion, even if it is only for a day. A time when vaginas are packed up into nice wrapping paper and sold for ten times their normal retail price. Don't get me wrong, I absolutely adore flowers. But that's from a botanical point of view. I don't want to be someone who gives flowers away to another person because it is just so bloody perverse.

I mean, if you think about it, a flower is the ultimate symbol of sexuality. It really is the plant's vagina. It WANTS to be 'pollinated'.

Oh, but some flowers have both male and female parts. And roses just happen to be one of them. So those of you who bought roses for your loved ones, what you really bought was a bunch of trannys tied together with pretty ribbon and wrapped in paper with the note ILOVEYOU scribbled on some cheap card.

Feeling better already?

That's why its called V-day. Vagina day.

Spread the love. Give away vaginas.