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Friday, August 31, 2007

Test

Taking into account the developments in the past 1 year, with a major revamp to Permanent Residency and Citizenship hurdles, it starts to look as though all those petty immigrants who come over here are looking less and less welcomed. Take for instance the proposed citizenship test where a future citizen must get 12 out of 20 questions correct before they are allowed citizenship.

Sample questions include “In what year did the European settlement of Australia start?”, “What is the floral emblem of Australia?” and “Who is the Queen's representative in Australia?”. These are not just ordinary multiple choice questions that any high school kid can answer. In fact I’m starting to wonder how many people born and bred in Australia all their lives, are able to answer all these questions correctly. Does it make you un-Australian if you didn’t know that Acacia pycnantha is the national flower? And that 1st September is National Wattle Day?

What if you didn’t even know the difference between a ‘brigalow’ and a ‘mulga’, or why Gum trees are really called gum trees, or that there are three levels of government in Australia, or that a pobblebonk is really a frog and a dunny is really a toilet, or that Mt Kosciuszko was named by a Polish man, Paul Edmund de Strezlecki? (Fancy spelling those names for your citizenship test!) Does that make you less Australian? What IS Australian btw, when Australia is made up of such a diverse range of people from different backgrounds whose combined heritage has contributed to the meaning of the word?

I understand the strict requirements for a certain standard of English because it is important that people who stay here speak the language where in some places is the only language ever spoken, but often the language barrier is a main hurdle faced by many people who do not come from English speaking backgrounds. The implications of these screenings may not be great to Australia but are certainly important for those who seek to escape the strife of their motherland.

I also fail to understand how a person can be judged as being un-Australian based on some pro-white view of the world and of Australia? I would not be surprised if this test is made without any representation or views from the other levels of society (okay, yes, I mean ‘coloured’ people). And just so you know, the Europeans were not the first to discover Australia (sorry Captain Cook, you were late by at least 40,000 years).

Next thing you know, they’ll be asking questions like, “It is okay for people to climb Uluru and snap pictures at the summit. True/False”. No prizes for guessing what the recommended answer will be.

The citizenship test proposal was conceived to ensure that future migrants will be able to integrate better and adopt ‘Australian values’ during their stay here. Truth is, if you are judged based on the amount of information you know out of a text book and your only motivation to learning all the material in it is to get that passport, then we all know how effective it will be in getting people to integrate.

The people who are proposing this test are forgetting about other aspects of multiculturalism. What about the diversity of languages used in the media? What about the representation of coloured people in Parliament or even local councils here? John So may be the mayor of Melbourne but the real power and decision making lie with the people who work in the same office as him (all coincidently colourless). He remains to this day, the Mascot Mayor.

Multiculturalism cannot be represented in a highly polarised society.

I’ll be quick to point out that there are increasing amounts of first-hand migrants to Australia (especially overseas students) who fail to integrate into society. Also those migrating as refugees, escaping war torn countries and abuse in their homeland; how well these people are coping with the whole idea of ‘being Australian’ remains unclear, but I know from experience that it is very scary and hard to be on the minority end of the scale, and as such many people resort to familiarity and escape the need to mingle with the rest of society for fear of rejection and other differences.

But multiculturalism does not mean having a large ethnic diversity in your cities, huddled away in their own respective ghettos shopping in their own specialist stores hanging around with their own types and completely alienating every one else. Nor does it mean the coloured and the colourless all living together in the same city in peace love harmony with no race riots.

Who’s fault is it that FAMA funded students come here to stay in overpriced ghettos, presumably knowing little of what lies outside CitySaver boundaries (or ski resorts for that matter), who refuse to take one step further and make friends with the Aussie bloke who sits next to you in class? Probably many people are at fault, but the fact remains that little is being done to tackle the problem of non-integration between migrants and locals apart from coming up with this shonky test.

A citizenship test would probably cause further division of such complex social structures because it sets out clear utilitarian views about who’s-who and what’s-what.

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Monday, July 09, 2007

Flesh

Lick

Like, this is really bugging me. So what's with us MEN. I mean is there something in our heads that tell us 'Oh hello give me the one with the flesh please'?

Man flesh.

It's this whole thing about seduction and who can bare more without baring it all. A tea towel to hide your crotch? Sure, we'll pay you half a million to run that ad. More common nowadays are 'naturist' shots where the well greased body is set amongst lush greenery or some everyday object like a lawnmower or your neighbour's letter box.

It has become so normal now that you can't escape from it. Gay publications are plastered with ever increasing amounts of flesh, be it hairy or smooth, white or black, brown or green, they come in all forms. Even advertisements you see along Chapel St., if they're specifically targeting gay men then you can sure as hell bet that there will be some man flesh on it.

Take for example the million and one party banners that have 'the perfect body' smack right in the centre of the poster. I mean seriously, not everyone goes to a party just because its poster has on it a man with a hairy chest and pointy nipples.

Saunas are another classic example. Beautiful bodies, perfect bronzed tans, winning Colgate smiles planted all over their advertisements. When you step into a sauna, you find anything but that, usually fat old men with falling teeth/ dentures who don’t take the time to mow their chest hair so it clumps up like lawn grass. The words ‘misleading and deceptive conduct’ are too mild to be used here.

Try opening AXNational or DNA. Pages and pages of nude or semi nude men from the front to the back, your eyes can’t help but look at their bodies and check out their have and have-nots. It’s like soft porn, these magazines. Informative at some point, yes, but do they really have to include so much skin together with the article 'Top 10 Resorts' or 'Breakfast Recipes'??? Take Men’s Health for example. Their goal must be to get people exercising and lusting after a perfect body that they will never have.

GQ has very little flesh in it in comparison, and much more text that’s mostly crap and not worth reading. So as you get closer and closer to straight men’s magazines, you get less and less man flesh. Smell a correlation?

Printers probably stock up huge amounts of red and yellow ink just so that they can cope with the volume of flesh printed.

The people in these magazines/ posters are usually well built or slim built with nice curves and well manicured hair (both on the head and in other places). Seduction is the key; poses play an equally important role in grabbing the unwary gay man's attention, using the (usually) brown colour of man flesh and the careful positioning of lights to accentuate his butt crack. Talk about propaganda! No wonder so many gay men have insecurity issues re their bodies (me included).

If you want your blog to do well in cyberspace but have zero writing skills, paste a lot of nude pics on it and no it doesn’t have to be amateur pics, any porno star will do. The word will spread like bushfire in the blogosphere and the hounds will come running. Voila. One million hits in five months you say? Done.

So are we gay men really flesh hungry, or is the world feeding our appetite with more than we can digest?

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