The Rice Queen

He knows he has got it and he uses it to his full advantage. Like a stalking tiger, he waits in the grass, ever ready to pounce on his next victim. The empowerment that he feeds off comes partly from the physical features that he has inherited from his forefathers.

Blond. Blue haired. White man skin. The rarity that comes along with having these characteristics become even more valuable when he has a preference for Asian men over his own kind.

Because to begin with, not many white guys go exclusively for Asian men.

His built is does not need to be any different from the ordinary; not stunning, not muscular, not well toned, because these features do not matter. He doesn’t need to have a huge dick, or be good in bed. He does not need to dress up for the occasion, or own expensive clothes, or have a good sense of fashion; often the Rice Queen’s wardrobe is composed of oversized shirts with hideous floral motives, and probably the odd straw hat. Even facial features and expression can be mediocre but the simple reason why he remains valuable lies in the rarity of his preferences for Asian boys and his hair/eye/skin colour.

Because he targets such a specific market of people, and there are not many competitors, his face value is vastly exaggerated. He knows this well and works on these qualities to prey on the people who are seeking for them.

Like a tiger, he targets the weakest of the gazelles. He assesses the herd of Asians for the young ones. The vulnerable ones. The ones who are alone. The ones who are desperately looking for company. The Asian boys who are looking for someone who is dominant in the relationship. Someone who will show the way, to hold their hand through the uncertainty of being alone.

A notable mention is the young Asian boy who is an International Student or those new to the country. These people, having grown up in an Asian country where white men are revered and rare, and who are insecure because they don't have many friends to begin with when they arrive in a foreign land, easily fall prey to the Rice Queen's advances.

Even better still, the classic Asian-boy stereotype – he who doesn't have a very good command of English, who is psychologically (and physically) less dominant than the Rice Queen himself, who is vulnerable and needy, often lonely and seeking for a relationship.

Why is that? Because when you are all these qualities, you will grab whatever you can get. When a hand is extended out to you, you will trust that hand and be willing to hold it, even if that hand will one day be the one that molests you for all you’re worth.

The Rice Queen is careful that he does not pick on subjects that might end up liking him and sticking to him, preventing him from sleeping with other boys or bringing complication into the so-called relationship.

Interpretation: "If you are vulnerable, I'll take you in and fuck you. When you become needy and sticky, I have to move on, do away with you by chucking you aside and finding a new prey".

How does the Rice Queen operate?

Firstly he convinces them that he is able to care for them and "give them guidance". He acts as a "giver", often using the odd expensive dinner treat, presents, tickets to movies, clothes; freebies to show that he is a kind and generous person. Of course, the Rice Queen’s ultimate trump card is his credit card. Money to buy material wealth has always been appealing in any culture, be it Western or Asian. Now, consider a lonely Asian man who reveres white men, having received all these gifts; he will become blinded with infatuation.

The Asian man will feel that the Rice Queen can "provide" for him, and being vulnerable in his own self, he seeks out that provision because it fulfils his inner need for company and material wealth.

Now, whilst slowly creeping up to pounce on the Asian boy, this Rice Queen makes sure he puts in the disclaimer: "I am not looking for a relationship". Or even more down to earth, "I am only looking for friends". The Rice Queen has even come up with an amazing terminology for his subjects; Friends with Benefits.

In other words, "I want to be your friend so that you can provide me what I want; I want to fuck with your mind, molest your body, play with your emotions and spit your heart out when you start having feelings for me".

The Asian man doesn't see this though, much to the Rice Queen's advantage, who casually uses sex as a means of "showing that I care for you". What the Rice Queen is really doing now is, "I'll buy you dinner and you let me get into your pants".

Soon everything becomes conditional. His "investment" in the Asian boy must be returned, often in sexual favours. The Rice Queen makes sure he flirts with the Asian boy, pushing the subject of sex as a means of "providing" and "caring"

Naturally, by this point, the Asian boy has become so blinded by the fact that he is being used and manipulated that he is under the spell of the Rice Queen. The Asian boy tries to push the subject of a relationship with the Rice Queen who clearly seems unimpressed, because the mere prospect of the Rice Queen being in a relationship scares him. A relationship to him simply means, less assholes to fuck, more shit to deal with.

The Rice Queen decides to tell the Asian boy that he "can no longer see him" because the Rice Queen has laid the disclaimer in the beginning, "I do not want a relationship". The Asian boy feels his world crumbling down, is crushed by these words, and will become emotionally damaged. The scars that he sustains from the breakup will remain with him for life.

The Rice Queen then finds another Asian boy and the cycle repeats itself. Often, the Rice Queen has sex with several people at a time, using this scheme to get around and fuck up their minds.

I flirt with you. You like me because I'm rare. I take advantage of that, fuck your asshole till thy-kingdom-come, and when you become sticky I throw you away and find a new one.

Something like buying kitchen appliances. See how they work. See if they fit your lifestyle. Use them till they break apart, then it's the dumpster for them.

The Rice Queen has a trophy room, where all his "former fucks" are stored, and that trophy room is his online profile. Every boy that he sleeps with, he adds to his friend's list. It is an outward proclamation to the world that this are the people he's successfully manipulated, successfully gotten into bed with, successfully used and fooled. These people do not understand the significance of being on the Rice Queen's friend's list.

Occasionally the Rice Queen loses his "subjects" to other men, and the Rice Queen becomes possessive. To him, his "subjects" are not allowed to sleep with anyone else but him. He feels that because he buys them expensive presents, he is entitled to the exclusive right to copulate with them. He thinks he is the Alpha male, and his subjects are the boys under his harem. Sadly, more often than not, the Rice Queen becomes so possessive that the Asian boy detaches himself from the Rice Queen, completely banning him into oblivion.

This can also happen if the Asian boy realises that he's been used and manipulated; that all the RIGHT buttons have been pushed by the Rice Queen. That the Rice Queen merely sees him as another fuck, just another grain of rice in his fucking huge rice bowl.

I was once that Asian boy, and as for the identity of the Rice Queen, well, let’s just say you might just be too dazzled when you meet him to even notice.